Since hubby & I have started going to the gym again (life gets in the way a lot lately) I have met someone every single time I have gone. This amazingly hideous denim vest is one example of what happens to me when I actually talk to people. I don’t get ugly vests every time but more often than not when I talk to people I end up with random stories and sometimes free stuff I guess.
In early March I was walking though the gym to get to one of my favorite pieces of equipment and as I got there I saw an employee get off the elevator pushing a big towel bin. He was a normal looking 20 something year old guy but I noticed he was wearing one of the most hideously yet amazing vests I have ever seen. Denim with sparkly rhinestone’s.
I was Bedazzled by its beauty.
Omg hahahahahaha sorry I had to. So anyway. I stand there for a second because I was waiting for someone to finish a set on the pull-uppy thing I love. But then I decided I had to chase him and tell him how much I loved his vest. So I stopped him and this is the gist conversation that we had;
Me: “Hey! OMG that is the best vest ever! I just wanted to tell you!”
Guy: “Haha Thanks! Do you want it?”
Me: (shocked) “Um, NO hahaha!”
Guy: “Are you sure? I am probably just going to throw it away after today, it isn’t really my style.”
Me: “Haha Why? It is so hideous and amazing!?”
Guy: “Well today is denim day and I wanted to go all out. So yesterday I went shopping and I was looking for something ridiculous. I was going to get one like this with a furry neck, but then I saw this one and I had to have it. It was just to perfect to make my outfit.”
Me: “HAHAHAHA! You chose well!”
Guy: “So do you want it? It is an XL (women’s) so it might be too big on you”
Me: “Sure, since I know the hilarious story behind it. Plus it’s a vest who cares if it is too big!”
So then I was stuck walking around the gym with this vest. When I found my hubby he was kind of confused why I had a sparkly jean vest that he had never seen before. So then I explained and I realized that I ended up with my own funny story about this vest.